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meirwen_1988...apparently still works. In case you were wondering.
Trust me on this. I recently tested the laws of physics, and the irrefutable conclusion, substantiated by clear visual evidence, is that gravity is still in effect, and attempts to undermine the efficacy thereof result in emphatic demonstration that the equation F = m*a still has the same relevance it always has.
I'm okay.
Translation: wonky semi-paralysis + long robe + sweatpants + dog + carpet edge = bruised and swollen knee + bruised hand + wrenched shoulder. The same addends can, but did not, result in the sum "broken wrist and wrenched shoulder" if other variables are subtracted.
Or, short form:
Owww.
Trust me on this. I recently tested the laws of physics, and the irrefutable conclusion, substantiated by clear visual evidence, is that gravity is still in effect, and attempts to undermine the efficacy thereof result in emphatic demonstration that the equation F = m*a still has the same relevance it always has.
I'm okay.
Translation: wonky semi-paralysis + long robe + sweatpants + dog + carpet edge = bruised and swollen knee + bruised hand + wrenched shoulder. The same addends can, but did not, result in the sum "broken wrist and wrenched shoulder" if other variables are subtracted.
Or, short form:
Owww.
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Date: 2008-05-01 02:44 pm (UTC)Sorry and *hug*
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Date: 2008-05-01 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-01 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-01 03:03 pm (UTC)*HUG*
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Date: 2008-05-01 03:41 pm (UTC)1 cup epsom salts
1 cup baking soda
1 cup kosher salt
Mix and pour into tub (well, you probably don't need all 3 cups worth, but what the heck!). It works wonders on sore muscles.
XOXOXO and gentle hugs
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Date: 2008-05-01 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 03:50 pm (UTC)My right leg is partially paralyzed. Has been for as long as you've known me. I can't move the outside three toes voluntarily at all, the outside of the leg has severly compromised neural response, and I can't lift the outside of that foot at all, I have to "swing" that leg to walk.
Sorry. Thought you knew.
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Date: 2008-05-02 03:59 pm (UTC)Well, as long as its not something NEW you are keeping secret, its' okay, I s'pose. ;)