Gravity

[meirwen_1988]

...apparently still works. In case you were wondering.

Trust me on this. I recently tested the laws of physics, and the irrefutable conclusion, substantiated by clear visual evidence, is that gravity is still in effect, and attempts to undermine the efficacy thereof result in emphatic demonstration that the equation F = m*a still has the same relevance it always has.

I'm okay.

Translation: wonky semi-paralysis + long robe + sweatpants + dog + carpet edge = bruised and swollen knee + bruised hand + wrenched shoulder. The same addends can, but did not, result in the sum "broken wrist and wrenched shoulder" if other variables are subtracted.

Or, short form:

Owww.

Comments

[unique_name_123]

Good thing your m is smaller these days. Probably saved you!

Sorry and *hug*

[meirwen.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, as I was in that slow-motion mental state that seems to happen as one accepts the inevitability of painful impact, the same though occurred to me, with a hopeful tone.

[briony530.livejournal.com]

Ow. Thanks for the gravity update. I was wondering about that, given the rapid rise in gas prices...

[mg4h.livejournal.com]

Ow indeed. I'm sorry you're hurt. I hope you recover quickly, and I'm glad it wasn't worse.

*HUG*

[patrikia.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, let's see if I can remember this formula...

1 cup epsom salts
1 cup baking soda
1 cup kosher salt

Mix and pour into tub (well, you probably don't need all 3 cups worth, but what the heck!). It works wonders on sore muscles.

XOXOXO and gentle hugs

[theboomboom.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'll bite...do we know the *reason* for the semi paralysis (that you so suavely slipped in there and tripped right past)?

[meirwen.livejournal.com]

Honey, I thought you knew.

My right leg is partially paralyzed. Has been for as long as you've known me. I can't move the outside three toes voluntarily at all, the outside of the leg has severly compromised neural response, and I can't lift the outside of that foot at all, I have to "swing" that leg to walk.

Sorry. Thought you knew.

[theboomboom.livejournal.com]

Wow. Nope. Missed that one.

Well, as long as its not something NEW you are keeping secret, its' okay, I s'pose. ;)