Moving gravity wells

Apparently Elsie is very sensitive to gravitational shifts. She keeps falling over, particularly near humans, writhing a bit, and looking up as though to say, "Could you please check my fur--I think the gravity is messing with it." So you bend down, check her fur, see it's okay, and move to do something else. She follows, and then the damn gravity strikes again (often right on top of your feet), and the actions repeat.

Silly kitten.