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meirwen_1988) wrote2008-05-01 10:09 am
meirwen_1988) wrote2008-05-01 10:09 am
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Gravity
...apparently still works. In case you were wondering.
Trust me on this. I recently tested the laws of physics, and the irrefutable conclusion, substantiated by clear visual evidence, is that gravity is still in effect, and attempts to undermine the efficacy thereof result in emphatic demonstration that the equation F = m*a still has the same relevance it always has.
I'm okay.
Translation: wonky semi-paralysis + long robe + sweatpants + dog + carpet edge = bruised and swollen knee + bruised hand + wrenched shoulder. The same addends can, but did not, result in the sum "broken wrist and wrenched shoulder" if other variables are subtracted.
Or, short form:
Owww.
Trust me on this. I recently tested the laws of physics, and the irrefutable conclusion, substantiated by clear visual evidence, is that gravity is still in effect, and attempts to undermine the efficacy thereof result in emphatic demonstration that the equation F = m*a still has the same relevance it always has.
I'm okay.
Translation: wonky semi-paralysis + long robe + sweatpants + dog + carpet edge = bruised and swollen knee + bruised hand + wrenched shoulder. The same addends can, but did not, result in the sum "broken wrist and wrenched shoulder" if other variables are subtracted.
Or, short form:
Owww.